We sent Emily McCombs our Valentine's Day press release, and because she is a person of impeccable taste she really liked it. In her own words:
"This is the time of year when women's website editors start getting a slew of bizarre, gender-normative press releases pegged to Valentine's Day. Mostly I ignore them because snooooooze (I mean, "perfect your pout"?!?) but I got one this morning that really catered to my specific interests of seasonal mail and my butt.
Here's my favorite part: Traditionally, if you wanted to buy someone onebuttplug per month for a year, you had to make twelve monthly trips to an adult mart by the side of the highway. Makes you feel kind of sleazy, doesn't it?
Technically, you could buy in bulk, but I see your point, buttplug email. Thus, ButtPlugoftheMonthClub, which promises to provide the recipient with "exciting, attractively packaged" buttplugs monthly that are "diverse in terms of shape, size and color."
We respect you completely, Emily. Read the rest of the post here.I'm not really all that into buttplugs, cause if I'm going to go to all the trouble of putting something inside my butt, it's going to be a human thing that derives pleasure from the experience. But as a towering accomplishment of humanity, I respect the ButtPlug of the Month Club completely."
